gamers-right now ,other people are having sex
geek porn -because who needs chicks? , really
gunfights - who says you can't bluff in one
fatherhood- son , if you kill that hooker , you can get your moeny back
cycling - an excellent way to stay fit and enjoy local scenery
crossovers - some things only make sense when you're drunk
bitch- where's my cookie
dilemmas-angry or turned on ? you decied
common sense - just beacuse you can, doesn't mean you should
alcoholism - guaranteed to help you forget your other problems
sieg fail
costume fail - you know you failed, but you don't care
swine flu - why risk it ?